Hunwigtab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic otter.

Hunwigtab created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunwigtab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hunwigtab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hunwigtab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hunwigtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Worship no other gods but Hunwigtab.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.