Hunwigtab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic
otter.
Hunwigtab created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hunwigtab, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Hunwigtab, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Hunwigtab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Hunwigtab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never eat peanuts.
3. Worship no other gods but Hunwigtab.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always pray immersed in water.