Nulbetbig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy elephant.

Nulbetbig created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulbetbig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nulbetbig, she will turn you into a dog.

Nulbetbig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nulbetbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never go into gray rooms.