Sabmighit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless grasshopper.

Sabmighit created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabmighit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sabmighit, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sabmighit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sabmighit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never pour water over plants.