Jongomdog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet sheep.

Jongomdog created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jongomdog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jongomdog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jongomdog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Jongomdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.