Jongomdog is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet
sheep.
Jongomdog created the universe eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jongomdog, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Jongomdog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Jongomdog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Jongomdog's Holy Commandments1. Never write about cell theory.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.