Gofdavhas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, slow jackal.

Gofdavhas created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofdavhas, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gofdavhas, he will turn you into a rock.

Gofdavhas' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gofdavhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Never paint your chest orange.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look after injured great tits.