Gofdavhas is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, slow
jackal.
Gofdavhas created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gofdavhas, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Gofdavhas, he will turn you into a rock.
Gofdavhas' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Gofdavhas' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about eagles.
2. Never paint your chest orange.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Always look after injured great tits.