Stikboggendad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise centipede.

Stikboggendad created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Stikboggendad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stikboggendad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Stikboggendad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Stikboggendad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Hide from red swans for they are unholy.