Wodqueegvad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, amazing salamander.

Wodqueegvad created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodqueegvad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wodqueegvad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wodqueegvad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wodqueegvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.