Paspasqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive dingo.

Paspasqueeg created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Paspasqueeg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Paspasqueeg, he will not care at all.

Paspasqueeg's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Paspasqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Paspasqueeg eight times a day.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to music.