Nurbuddut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, prudent bee.

Nurbuddut created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Nurbuddut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nurbuddut, he will strike you with lightening.

Nurbuddut's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nurbuddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near turtles.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide from violet moths for they are unholy.