Tapgamzim Joppopbog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witty dugong.

Tapgamzim Joppopbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapgamzim Joppopbog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tapgamzim Joppopbog, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tapgamzim Joppopbog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tapgamzim Joppopbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tapgamzim Joppopbog's name in vain.

2. Erect five nickel sculptures of Tapgamzim Joppopbog on top of important buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Do not laugh in public.