Tarplopstippop is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, egotistical
unicorn.
Tarplopstippop created energy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tarplopstippop, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Tarplopstippop, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Tarplopstippop's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Tarplopstippop's Holy Commandments1. Never sing near swans.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarplopstippop.
5. Never play with disobedient children.