Sanditdav is a god.
He takes the form of a small, temperamental
rhinoceros.
Sanditdav created the Sun seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Sanditdav, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Sanditdav, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Sanditdav's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Sanditdav's Holy Commandments1. Never go into brown rooms.
2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
3. Worship no other gods but Sanditdav.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sanditdav.
5. You must pray to Sanditdav seven times a day.