Cephamgon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omnipotent rhinoceros.

Cephamgon created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cephamgon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cephamgon, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cephamgon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cephamgon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Put Cephamgon first in all things.

5. Do not speak about melons.