Likquartrill is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive
cow.
Likquartrill created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Likquartrill, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Likquartrill, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Likquartrill's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Likquartrill's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
5. Always help foxes.