Tenshavrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome gnu.

Tenshavrutt created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Tenshavrutt, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tenshavrutt, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tenshavrutt's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tenshavrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.