Gumfar is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring
grasshopper.
Gumfar created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gumfar, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gumfar, she will be mildly annoyed.
Gumfar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Gumfar's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gumfar.
4. You must love Gumfar.
5. Do not take Gumfar's name in vain.