Bifjablan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair warg.

Bifjablan created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Bifjablan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bifjablan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bifjablan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bifjablan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not eat peanuts.