Lanbasscim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable squirrel.

Lanbasscim created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Lanbasscim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lanbasscim, he will laugh at you.

Lanbasscim's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Lanbasscim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help birds.

3. Do not kill moths.

4. Never wear blue ear rings.

5. Never eat pineapples.
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