Mumrillbess is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, astonishing butterfly.

Mumrillbess created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumrillbess, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mumrillbess, it will curse you with boils.

Mumrillbess' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mumrillbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Do not commit murder.