Tifziggil is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able dove.

Tifziggil created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifziggil, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tifziggil, she will come to you in dreams.

Tifziggil's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tifziggil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat wheat.