Talzigbus is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, weak dove.

Talzigbus created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talzigbus, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Talzigbus, she will throw large rocks at you.

Talzigbus' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Talzigbus' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan voles for they are unholy.

2. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the south.
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