Sidlimtap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, almighty jellyfish.

Sidlimtap created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidlimtap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sidlimtap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sidlimtap's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sidlimtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Hide from brown geese for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Sidlimtap loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.