Fudhommutlopcidgon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable wombat.

Fudhommutlopcidgon created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudhommutlopcidgon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudhommutlopcidgon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fudhommutlopcidgon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fudhommutlopcidgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fudhommutlopcidgon.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Always obey Fudhommutlopcidgon's priests.