Tunfagjingepzigbutcabsag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet fairy.

Tunfagjingepzigbutcabsag created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunfagjingepzigbutcabsag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tunfagjingepzigbutcabsag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tunfagjingepzigbutcabsag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tunfagjingepzigbutcabsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tunfagjingepzigbutcabsag on top of all buildings.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Tunfagjingepzigbutcabsag on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shave your legs.