Gomjipwan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, humane raccoon.

Gomjipwan created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomjipwan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gomjipwan, it will turn you into a slug.

Gomjipwan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gomjipwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gomjipwan on top of all buildings.