Cidlabsatdimbugtimfat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, capable mole.

Cidlabsatdimbugtimfat created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cidlabsatdimbugtimfat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cidlabsatdimbugtimfat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cidlabsatdimbugtimfat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cidlabsatdimbugtimfat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.