Getxinnur is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, emotional owl.

Getxinnur created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getxinnur, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Getxinnur, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Getxinnur's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Getxinnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Fast once a month.