Hunbimwip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-knowing tortoise.

Hunbimwip created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbimwip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hunbimwip, it will manifest in front of you.

Hunbimwip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hunbimwip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hunbimwip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed onions to porpoises while wearing gray coats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never play with disobedient children.