Ladcunrig Mithubfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, conceited mouse.

Ladcunrig Mithubfoss created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladcunrig Mithubfoss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ladcunrig Mithubfoss, he will turn you into a frog.

Ladcunrig Mithubfoss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ladcunrig Mithubfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear mauve coats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.