Rutsigpak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unjust turtle.

Rutsigpak created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutsigpak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rutsigpak, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rutsigpak's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rutsigpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Worship no other gods but Rutsigpak.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rutsigpak.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.