Veengodhub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered capybara.

Veengodhub created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veengodhub, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Veengodhub, she will cry a lot.

Veengodhub's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Veengodhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Veengodhub on top of all buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Veengodhub.