Quillvanzim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody cobra.

Quillvanzim created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quillvanzim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quillvanzim, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quillvanzim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Quillvanzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Quillvanzim.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.