Pogdamhog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, cheerful dugong.

Pogdamhog created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdamhog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pogdamhog, she will turn you into a mole.

Pogdamhog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Pogdamhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.