Mipnulnig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever walrus.

Mipnulnig created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipnulnig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mipnulnig, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Mipnulnig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mipnulnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Mipnulnig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect six gold sculptures of Mipnulnig on top of important buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.