Gadquag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous clam.

Gadquag created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadquag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gadquag, he will turn you into a slug.

Gadquag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gadquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Always wear orange.