Bunjansakkad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fast raven.

Bunjansakkad created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunjansakkad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bunjansakkad, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bunjansakkad's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bunjansakkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear kilts.