Rillvidfid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, narcissistic alligator.

Rillvidfid created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillvidfid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rillvidfid, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Rillvidfid's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rillvidfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never laugh near grasshopers.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.