Mumnulwip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, witless dryad.

Mumnulwip created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumnulwip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mumnulwip, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mumnulwip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mumnulwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not take Mumnulwip's name in vain.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.