Yamhakfotvegcaphug is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured mole.

Yamhakfotvegcaphug created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamhakfotvegcaphug, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yamhakfotvegcaphug, she will turn you into a dog.

Yamhakfotvegcaphug's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Yamhakfotvegcaphug's Holy Commandments

1. Yamhakfotvegcaphug loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help mites.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.