Mifqueeghitlig is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, duplicitous
aardvark.
Mifqueeghitlig created Africa eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mifqueeghitlig, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Mifqueeghitlig, he will cry a lot.
Mifqueeghitlig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Mifqueeghitlig's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Mifqueeghitlig's name in vain.
2. Mifqueeghitlig loves ducks, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not shave your head.
4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Mifqueeghitlig on top of all buildings.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.