Xingengeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental chinchilla.

Xingengeb created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xingengeb, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xingengeb, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Xingengeb's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Xingengeb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. You must pray to Xingengeb five times a day.

4. Do not take Xingengeb's name in vain.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.