Wanriggofdungunmisbop is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking centaur.

Wanriggofdungunmisbop created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Wanriggofdungunmisbop, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wanriggofdungunmisbop, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wanriggofdungunmisbop's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wanriggofdungunmisbop's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Hide if four hamsters approach from the east.