Gadbastpod Nibcapgut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, boastful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gadbastpod Nibcapgut created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Gadbastpod Nibcapgut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadbastpod Nibcapgut, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gadbastpod Nibcapgut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gadbastpod Nibcapgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Always take life seriously.