Gomlogjat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome meerkat.

Gomlogjat created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomlogjat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gomlogjat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gomlogjat's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gomlogjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must pray to Gomlogjat nine times a day.

4. Do not take Gomlogjat's name in vain.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.