Dodnilxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-confident narwhal.

Dodnilxuck created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dodnilxuck, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dodnilxuck, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dodnilxuck's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dodnilxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Pray towards the west.