Milpascum is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent shrew.

Milpascum created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Milpascum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Milpascum, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Milpascum's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Milpascum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not jump in public.