Fed is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fast swallow.

Fed created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fed, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fed, it will destroy your home planet.

Fed's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fed's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Never skip near dolphins.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Run away if four frogs approach from the west.

5. Always pray immersed in water.