Miljon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, stupid camel.

Miljon created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Miljon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Miljon, he will turn you into a plant.

Miljon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Miljon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not kill frogs.