Sak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy elephant.

Sak created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sak, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sak's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Worship no other gods but Sak.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.