Dod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless jellyfish.

Dod created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dod, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always wear green.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.